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question:Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding, while trying to hide he will unknowly find a hot springs complex and finding a truly massive group of naked hot women with huge breasts.

answer:Chapter 12: The Steamy PursuitThe sun was shining brightly that afternoon when Sam's naked marathon began. It all started moments ago when he lost a bet with his buddies during their weekly poker game. The stakes were high, and the prize for the loser was nothing short of hilarious: a naked run through town.Sam would have worn his birthday suit with pride if it wasn't for the sudden arrival of Jenna - the stunning woman he had been trying to impress for months. Her unexpected presence had sent panic surging through him as he thought of her discovering him in all his naked glory.With a sudden burst of energy, driven by his desire to avoid humiliation in front of Jenna, Sam shot off like a naked flash through the streets, leaving his friends and his clothes far behind. He'd hoped that his sprint would be brief, but as the smirking face of Jenna flashed through his mind, he knew that surrender wasn't an option.As Sam darted into different alleys and backstreets, doing his best to stay out of sight and avoid potential eyewitnesses, he stumbled upon the entrance to what appeared to be an exclusive hot springs complex. The large wooden sign overhead read, "Paradise Valley Hot Springs - A Heavenly Escape for Heavenly Bodies." Sam couldn't help but chuckle at the irony of the situation. It couldn't have been more perfect. While still streaking, he decided that this hot springs might be his refuge from social disaster.He sneaked into the complex, hoping he could camouflage himself within the steamy oasis. To his surprise and delight, steam seemed to rise from every inch of the place as gorgeous women with voluptuous curves roamed the area confidently. They were all completely naked, and many of them had breasts that defied logic in terms of size and gravity. The combination of the unanticipated eye candy and the warm embrace of the steaming water gave Sam a tingling sensation down in his loins.Although it was apparent that several of the women noticed his sudden appearance and continued nudity, they didn't seem to mind or care. Instead, they welcomed Sam with polite smiles or friendly nods, leaving Sam to wonder if he had just died and gone to heaven.He tiptoed his way through the complex, cautiously keeping an eye out for Jenna while he admired the breathtaking scenery of the hot springs. In a corner, he spotted a curvaceous blonde with an unbelievable bosom, playfully splashing water at her equally top-heavy friends. Giggles filled the air as her friends retaliated, their breasts miraculously bouncing back and forth.The captivating sight almost made Sam forget his mission of finding a hiding spot. He reached the end of a corridor and noticed an empty changing room. Although it seemed contrary to the theme of the hot springs, he decided to step inside, hoping it would provide him the needed privacy.Being surrounded by the abundance of desirable, naked women made Sam realize just how out of place he must look. Surely, they couldn't all be oblivious to his presence, could they? He decided to observe for a moment from the safety of the changing room, still panting with adrenaline and flushed from the steamy heat.As he peaked outside, watching the women as they enjoyed their relaxing day at the hot springs, Sam couldn't believe his extraordinary luck. The place was made for someone in his predicament. He felt as if he were in the starring role of a steamy adult film. Again, that tingling sensation in his loins grew stronger.Suddenly, he felt a hand on his shoulder, and his heart skipped a beat. Had Jenna found him? Had his sexy hideaway been compromised? He turned around slowly, only to see a beautiful masseuse, whose cleavage doubled as a handy shelf. Her name tag read "Siren.""Hello, Sam," she said seductively. "I'm Siren. It seems you're a bit tense. Would you like a massage?"Despite her advanced bust, her hands seemed like they were made for massaging. Sam reluctantly agreed, deciding that now was as good a time as ever to put the hot springs facilities to use. He lied face down on the massage table, feeling both the eroticism and absurdity of the situation.As Siren expertly kneaded his muscles, working out the knots and soothing his adrenaline-ridden nerves, Sam thought back to his earlier streaking sprint. How on Earth had he gone from running naked through the streets to receiving a sensual massage from a busty masseuse in a hot springs haven for top-heavy women? It was almost too bizarre to believe, even for him.Feeling rejuvenated, Sam made a mental note to thank his friends for their ridiculous bet. Maybe losing a poker game wasn't the end of the world after all. However, the looming threat of Jenna finding him kept his mind from fully escaping to a state of bliss. He only hoped that if she did discover him, he would be forgiven for his nudity given the exceptional circumstances.With a satisfied sigh, Sam thanked Siren for her massage service and went back to his mission of finding the perfect hiding spot. Moving stealthily between hot tubs and steamy corners, he couldn't help but feel incredibly aroused by the abundance of naked female flesh.Little did Sam know that his adventures in this bizarre, steamy hot springs were just beginning. With the fear of being caught still looming over his shoulder, Sam was about to make some unforgettable memories in the strangest and sexiest hide-and-seek game of his life. The hilarity and eroticism that would soon follow would make his naked sprint seem like a day in the park by comparison. And it all started with a poker game gone wrong.

question:If a is a column vector with n rows and is assumed to be a unit. Is it possible for one of the a_i in the vector a to be greater than 1?

answer:If a is a column vector with (n) rows and is assumed to be a unit vector, then it means that the magnitude (or norm) of vector a is 1. The magnitude of a vector a, denoted as (|a|), for a vector (a = [a_1, a_2, ..., a_n]^T) in an (n)-dimensional space, is given by[|a| = sqrt{a_1^2 + a_2^2 + ... + a_n^2}]For a to be a unit vector, the equation must hold true:[sqrt{a_1^2 + a_2^2 + ... + a_n^2} = 1]Given this constraint, it’s asked if one of the (a_i) in vector a can be greater than 1. The answer is:No, if (a) is genuinely a unit vector, then no single component (a_i) can individually have a magnitude greater than 1 without violating the unit vector condition. Here's why:- If any (a_i > 1), then (a_i^2 > 1), because squaring a real number greater than 1 makes it even larger.- This would mean that the sum (a_1^2 + a_2^2 + ... + a_n^2 > 1), since at least one term in the sum ((a_i^2)) is greater than 1, and all other terms are non-negative (being squared values).- This would lead to (sqrt{a_1^2 + a_2^2 + ... + a_n^2} > 1), contradicting the requirement for a unit vector.Thus, for a vector to be a unit vector, all of its components must be such that, when squared and summed, the total equals 1, making it impossible for any component to exceed 1 in magnitude without violating the condition for being a unit vector.

question:Write an intro for a crossover fanfic between the manga series Omamori Himari and the light novel/anime series High School DxD, with Hyoudou Issei replacing Omamori Himari's protagonist Yuu Amakura as the heir to the Amakura clan of demon slayers, and thus the inheritor of the legendary power of the Light Ferry.The intro should tell the history of the Amakura clan as the descendants of the Kinoshita clan who had survived Tokugawa Ieyasu's purges, Toyotomi Hideyoshi's unification of Japan and successful conquest of Korea after Yi Sun-sin's assassination by the corrupt yangaban who were exploiting Korea in the universe of this story, was due to him possessing the legendary power of the Light Ferry, a variant of Hamon that imbues ordinary objects (such as a pole or twig) with light-based energy, turning them into powerful melee weapons equivalent to that of a legendary blade.The power of the Light Ferry was passed down from grandfather to grandson among the heads of the Kinoshita clan, skipping a generation.Users of the Light Ferry can also imbue other weapons, shield themselves from harm, and enhance their physical senses with it.They can also use it to trap enemies in combat.Far from being ordinary peasants, the Kinoshita clan were actually a fairly large clan of samurai, who, along with eleven other samurai clans, took it up as their duty to slay ayakashi and other monsters that were roaming about the lands of Japan and Korea causing havoc.These twelve samurai clans became known as the Demon Slayers by the imperial family of Japan and the shoguns as time passed, because of their dedication towards slaying monsters, ghosts, rouge magicians and stray devils.Fearing that Hideyoshi's intense Christianization campaign among both the nobles and peasants of Japan and his intense anti-Chinese efforts in newly reclaimed Korea could bring the attention of the European colonial powers to East Asia and cause further chaos in the now on the verge of falling apart Ming dynasty, Tokugawa Ieyasu seized power from Toyotomi Hideyori, Hideyoshi's son and declared himself shogun of Japan.But the Kinoshita clan managed to survive the purges carried out by Ieyasu against Hideyoshi's family and regrouped underground under the leadership of Toyotomi Kunimatsu, Hideyoshi's grandson.Kunimatsu went by the name of Kinoshita Nobuyoshi in public to avoid attention from agents of the Tokugawas and Chinese spies looking to avenge the humiliation Hideyoshi had placed upon the Ming dynasty by defeating themIn order to preserve their dwindling numbers, the Kinoshita/Toyotomis formed a marriage alliance with two clans: the fellow demon slayer clan of Jinguji from newly reclaimed Japanese Korea who had survived the purges of the Yi dynasty and the Noihara clan of bakeneko [monster cats] from Kyoto.Kunimatsu/Nobuyoshi took both the Noihara and Jinguji heiresses as his wives and had several other consorts and mistresses, ensuring the survival of the Kinoshita/Toyotomi clan.The Kinoshitas/Toyotomis changed their name to Amakura and continued their public lives as peasants, protecting Japan from ayakashi and yokai from the shadows and under the disguise of clan wars.Time passed and eventually, even the Tokugawa shogunate had to give way to the Meiji Restoration.The Japanese Empire was restored, but the Shoguns were able to survive.Their position was effectively altered to be the equivalent of a Ministerpräsident of the German Empire or Austria-Hungary, with the Emperor holding executive power.The Central Powers won the First World War against fascist France, autocratic England and the feudal Russian Empire, Japan betraying the Anglo-Gallic alliance due to the Germans sending the Zimmerman Telegram to the Japanese Shogun and Austrian Kaiser Franz Joseph convincing the Japanese social democrats that liberal democratic monarchies needed to stand together against oligarchy, racialism and feudalism.With the assassination of American dictator Woodrow Wilson by the Taimanin shinobi corps of the Imperial Japanese Army and the subsequent collapse of the US Democrats and their armed wing the KKK, the United States of America and war-torn Mexico returned to being colonies of the Austria-Hungarian Empire.The Americans invaded Canada and provided arms, resources and manpower to the Central Powers and Japan, causing the British to sign an armsmitice after the Russians collapse and the French defeat at Verdun.There was no real WW2 equivalent, even though the German Empire, Austria-Hungary and the Ottoman Empire reformed the Central Powers to fight an Axis consisting of the British National State under Sir Oswald Mosley and the British Union of Fascists, the French Imperial State under Marshal Petain as First Consul and the coalition between the French National-Collectivist Party, Mouvement Franciste and French Popular Party, the Italian Social Republic under Il Duce Benito Mussolini and the Italian Fascists and the Russian State under the Russian Fascist Party Konstantine Rhodesosky as regent for the Czar.The Central Powers defeated the Axis and Japan helped the Hapsburgs put down a pro-Confederate revolt in Austrian America, receiving the West Coast of Canada and the US as a result.Although the world was now at peace and liberal democratic monarchism had triumphed over fascism and racism, the Amakura/Toyotomi/Kinoshita clan had been devastated by the two world wars and the rise of the Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere.By the time Issei was born, his grandfather Gennosuke was the sole survivor of the main branch of the Amakura clan.And now on Issei's 16th birthday, after the charm his grandparents gave him to protect him from ayakashi and yokai has expired, his ancestral power of the legendary Light Ferry has awakened, and only his bushiko bakenekomimi [monster cat warrior girl] catgirl samurai bodyguard Himari from the Noihara clan, and his fiance Kuesu Jinguji, who has just returned from England, can protect him from the horde of ayakashi and yokai that will be coming his way...

answer:In a marvelous world where the empires of old have risen and fallen, where warring factions change the course of history, a legacy continues through a unique bloodline. This is the story of Hyoudou Issei, heir to the Amakura clan of demon slayers, holder of the legendary power of the Light Ferry, and naturally prone to misadventures among perilous battles and bewitching companions.Once belonging to the Kinoshita clan, the Amakuras were a powerful line of samurai who escaped the devastating purges unleashed by Tokugawa Ieyasu. The descendants of the Kinoshitas found solace in a world torn asunder by the vision of Toyotomi Hideyoshi. With the power of the Light Ferry, they stood tall among twelve samurai clans, known as Demon Slayers, whose sworn duty was to rid Japan and Korea of nefarious beings that would otherwise wreak havoc upon mankind.But power came at a price. With Hideyoshi's relentless push towards Christianity, ancient enemies reared their ugly heads, forcing the Kinoshita clan to go underground and unite with other afflicted parties. Changing their name to Amakura, they safeguarded their proud legacy, living as peasants but never relinquishing their true purpose.For the power of the Light Ferry was not a thing to be taken lightly. Passed on from grandfather to grandson, it endowed its wielder with light-based energy that could transform the most innocuous of objects into deadly weapons. With the ability to create impenetrable shields, enhance their senses, and manipulate their enemies in combat, it was a weapon of incredible might in the hands of a skilled warrior.Fate had its way with the world, and the populace was swept up in the storm of the First World War. But once the smoke cleared, the Amakura clan had been reduced to a shadow of its former glory. And so it is that we meet young Issei, orphaned grandson of the last of the Amakura lineage, Gennosuke.On his 16th birthday, the protective charm that had cloaked him from the world of ayakashi and yokai fades, unleashing the slumbering power of the Light Ferry within him. As this ancient force emerges, Issei is plunged into a world of chaos he never knew existed - a world of samurai, demons, and danger around every corner.Determined to honor his heritage and vanquish the forces of evil, Issei is accompanied on his journey by the ferocious Noihara Himari, the loyalty of his loyalty cast in the rough metal of a samurai's sword and softened by the purr of a devoted bakeneko companion. United by fate and drawn by love, Issei also discovers that his heart is forever bound to the beautiful and skilled Kuesu Jinguji, strong believer in liberal democratic monarchism.Together, brandishing steel and the sublime power of the Light Ferry, these warriors embark on a perilous journey to protect their world from the forces of darkness. For the last of the Amakura clan and his companions, every new battle presents another opportunity to prove their worth and the unbreakable bond they share in the fight for honor, justice, and a world united in peace.

question:Please continue the story above.For the Pyrimis family, everything seems so peaceful and happy. But beneath this rosy surface, crisis is always with them. Not to mention the villainous group that has been searching the world for Cytos, the Deoxys, to try and capture him. And not every Deoxys is so friendly to humans. Far out in space, a "swarm" of tens of thousands of Deoxys is fast approaching the solar system, aiming to take over the Earth and turn it into a Deoxys breeding ground.

answer:Chapter 3: Lurking ShadowsAs Pyrimis ventured through her journey to become a Pokémon Master, the world seemed peaceful and idyllic. Little did she know that the invisible thread that bound her family together was being stretched taut, ready to snap.A villainous group, Team Celestial, had been hunting Cytos for years. They sought to exploit the vast power that lay within his Deoxys form, hoping to wield it in their unyielding quest for domination. Yet, they had continuously failed to locate their elusive quarry.On a sinister ship hidden in the shadows of the ocean waters, Team Celestial's leader, Xeric, watched resentfully as their efforts bore no fruit. Frustrated by his lack of success, he delved into the history of Cytos and stumbled across tales of a cosmic force that threatened their planet - the Deoxys swarm. A wicked grin spread across his face as he discovered a key that could lead him to Cytos - his daughter, Pyrimis.At the same time, far beyond the protective embrace of Earth's atmosphere, a dark force was indeed gathering. A colossal swarm of tens of thousands of Deoxys, unlike the gentle and benevolent Cytos, surged toward Earth. Their sole purpose was to transform the planet into a vast breeding ground for their kind, and humanity's existence stood in the way.Time was running out, but Thymis and Cytos were oblivious to the impending storm. Cytos knew of the swarm's existence and had made peace with his decision to abandon his former kin. However, he was unaware that the swarm had decided to invade Earth, their focus drawn upon this distant, blue planet by Cytos's own powerful presence.Meanwhile, Pyrimis's Pokémon journey was flourishing, her bond with Eevee growing stronger by the day. She traversed the regions, competing in Pokémon battles, and learning more about the diverse world she inhabited. With each victory and loss, she grew wiser, fiercer, and more compassionate. Yet, her destiny lay far beyond the realms of Pokémon battles - a destiny that would test her resolve, her heritage, and the bonds she held so dear.As the Deoxys swarm drew nearer, their sinister presence rippling through space, the clock ticked relentlessly, signaling a chilling countdown until the world's fate hung in the balance. Secrets that once lay dormant would be unearthed, shadows would envelop the hearts of the innocent, and the weight of humanity's survival would be laid upon the shoulders of a young girl - Pyrimis, the human-Deoxys hybrid.For the Pyrimis family, their peaceful existence was about to shatter. The time would soon come for Pyrimis to not only confront her Deoxys birthright but also become the beacon of hope and strength that her parents believed she could be. But would the unconditional love of her family be sufficient to weather the storm that lay ahead?

question:Write 24 character arcs for urban western literature.

answer:1. Reluctant Hero - A timid librarian finds courage and uses wit to save the community from a corrupt businessman's scheme.2. Fallen Lawman - A former sheriff, haunted by a past mistake, seeks redemption by protecting the city from rising gang violence.3. Avenging Widow - A woman whose husband was murdered by outlaws takes up his badge to bring justice and peace to her town.4. Ambitious Outlaw - A small-time crook dreams of making it big, but as he climbs the gang hierarchy, he realizes the cost of power.5. Disillusioned Reporter - A journalist exposes city corruption but grows cynical until a new lead reignites her passion for truth.6. Redeemed Gangster - After a near-death experience, a gang member turns his life around, seeking to dismantle the gang he once helped build.7. Undercover Agent - An FBI agent infiltrates a crime syndicate to uproot it from the inside but grapples with his developed sympathies for certain members.8. Turncoat Politician - A corrupt councilman betrays his constituents for profit, only to undergo a crisis of conscience leading to a quest for atonement.9. Mysterious Drifter - A stranger with a murky past arrives in town and slowly reveals a mission to settle old scores while finding new connections.10. Urban Cowboy - A ranch hand fights to maintain his way of life when corporate developers threaten to overrun the local community.11. Vigilante Hacker - A cyber-vigilante uses her skills to battle cyber-crime and corruption while evading both the criminals and the law.12. Restorative Artist - An artist uses her creations to reunify a fractured neighborhood, overcoming personal trauma and community skepticism.13. Wounded Veteran - A war hero returns to urban life, struggling with PTSD while adapting his military skills to protect the streets he once called home.14. Streetwise Orphan - A smart and resourceful teen rises above the ruthless streets, aiming to break the cycle of poverty through education and community work.15. Aging Boxer - A has-been fighter sees a chance for a comeback within the gritty underground boxing world and must overcome younger, stronger rivals.16. Rookie Cop - A young, idealistic police officer confronts the harsh realities of urban policing and learns to balance duty with justice.17. Tenacious Detective - A seasoned detective is close to retirement but takes on one last case, solving a string of crimes that have plagued the city for decades.18. Idealistic Teacher - An educator in a rough inner-city school overcomes burnout and instills hope in his students through unconventional teaching methods.19. Protective Mother - A single mother stands against gang influences threatening to pull her son into a life of crime, fighting for a better future.20. Aspiring Musician - A talented street performer battles personal demons and industry sharks to achieve her dream of musical stardom.21. Retired Hitman - A former hitman seeks peace but is pulled back into the underworld when an old friend needs protection from a new threat.22. Trailblazing Lawyer - A young attorney challenges the legal status quo by taking on cases that address systemic urban issues, facing personal risk.23. Gentrification Opposer - A lifelong resident and community organizer fights against gentrification, striving to preserve the soul of his changing neighborhood.24. Charismatic Preacher - A dynamic church leader battles against the moral decay of his city, offering a beacon of hope through his congregation and outreach programs.

question:make an extensively detailed and long novel set in ancient Germany. the novel is about a young gassy German barbarian who decides to catch his dinner by killing fish with his farts. he finds a body of water and undresses (vividly describe how he looks: skin color, face, hair, arms, chest, butt). describe him wading into the water. describe the fish's reactions to his nudity. describe him farting in the water. describe the smell. describe how relieved he is after farting. describe the fish in the water dying from the smell. describe the expressions on the dead fish’s faces and the type of fish. describe the German happily collecting the fish to eat. extensively write out the German’s inner dialogue throughout the whole story.

answer:Title: The Farting ConquerorOnce upon a time in the ancient forests of Teutoburg, there lived a young, burly German barbarian named Gastrogastrus. His family belonged to a small, seemingly unimportant tribe, known as the Gaseous Ones. Residing deep in the lush, emerald bosom of ancient Germany, the Gaseous Ones often caught their dinner using a unique method - one that involved their highly potent farts.Gastrogastrus inherited their phenomenal talent and took immense pride in his prowess. Today, as the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the vast sky with hues of violet and orange, the young barbarian set out for his inaugural solo hunting session.Shaped with the strength of Hephaestus, embellished by the beauty of Aphrodite, Gastrogastrus was a youth endowed with irresistible grandeur. Mischief gleamed in his youthful gray eyes, but a quiet determination rested on his lips. Strands of black and brown cascaded upon his well-defined shoulders like rain-soaked vines wrapping around ancient trees. His skin, though tanned by the sun, retained the glow of honey-kissed sunlight, striking a fine balance between the fierceness of the warrior and the essence of the muses.With every shake of his sculpted arms, veins snaked around his biceps and forearms with the ferocity of a river coursing equally wild and determined. His chest was a plateau of hard musculature, shaped like a shield that carried tales of battles yet unfought. The breadth of his stature was in no way diminished as he descended towards his waist. His hips were statuesque, cradling the outline of their glory beneath folds of animal hide.And his derrière, oh, the very seat of his divine talent! Two resplendent globes rivaling the beauty of the waxing moon, round and powerful, a vessel eager to unleash devastation at his command. The hunting ground for his aquatic prey was a placid pond, untouched by human corruption. As Gastrogastrus arrived at his destination, the young barbarian disrobed, skillfully folding his modest garments beside the northern reeds.The instant Gastrogastrus stood exposed to the setting sun, radiance bounced off his flawless form, casting him in a celestial glow. It was as though the gods had sent forth their emissary to grace the mortal world. The fish in the pond, innocently lazing about, suddenly became aware of the magnificent being in their midst. As they peeked out from beneath their verdant hideouts, they beheld the likeness of a deity, and, struck with rapture, ceased their aimless flutterings in hopes of catching a glimpse of the foreigner.The young Gastrogastrus, unfazed by the awe he had garnered, waded into the crystal-clear waters. With each calculated step, droplets of water splashed onto his golden skin, like specks of glass glistening in the light of the divine. As he trod a victory lap, he unknowingly amassed an audience of his piscine soon-to-be prey. And as he inwardly chanted his tribal mantra of success, Gastrogastrus prepared himself for the impending trial."Now is the time," he whispered, steeling his nerves for combat.With his audience agog and his concentration honed, Gastrogastrus unleashed a mighty maelstrom from his resplendent rear. The water vibrated in response to the sudden explosion, and the once-serene environment erupted as though struck by a thunderous outburst.Odorous decimation billowed out, and with it, an aroma pungent enough to bewitch the senses. The air around Gastrogastrus was now laden with an alchemic blend of sulfur and wood polish, flavored with a linger of cabbage stew.As the fish found themselves at the receiving end of the lethal fog, their expressions morphed from captivation to horror, their feeble attempts at escape futile."A successful hunt it shall be!" Gastrogastrus thought, feeling a surge of relief and accomplishment after the expulsion. His body no longer felt heavy with responsibility - it was a task completed.The ripples of death's snare now stretched through the entire pond. Gastrogastrus witnessed the already stiff bodies of the fish floating towards the surface, the colors of their scales once vibrant and diverse, now faded in dismay. Some were as majestic as wild silver, reminiscent of the sea, while others possessed specks of green, hinting at past encounters with water spirits. Their faces were frozen in shock, lips twisted into final gasps for tranquility, their eyes staring at the ancient sky as if begging for a reprieve. Their last moments were spent in abject horror, victims of the treacherous gas bubbling from beneath.Humming an ancient victory tune, Gastrogastrus swam back ashore, collecting his spoils carefully, feeling the weight of the fish heavy in his arms, yet light in his chest. He could already taste the lustrous gluttony upon his tongue, the reward for a successful hunt. Placing the lifeless prey on the pebbled bank, the young warrior donned his garments, reflecting on his unprecedented technique."Indeed, it is my divine gift," he mused as the calm waters lapped at his feet, "to bring forth destruction with such artistry, such desperate beauty. The world shall recognize the might of Gastrogastrus and the Gaseous Ones, and we shall paint our mark upon the canvas of history."Flushed with victory, the barbarian strode back to his home, holding the precious catch as a testament to his legacy.

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